Welcome to my personal web site!

Here you'll learn all about me: my interests and hobbies, the people I fuck, my pets, and more. I've even included my resume in case you want to hire me.

I'm Markell, a 27-year-old guy living in Los Angeles, California. I like to kick box and work on my 1968 Lotus Cortina in my spare time.

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I enjoy leading an active life and staying healthy. I drink plenty of vegetable juice and I almost never smoke, unless I'm feeling stressed out or depressed. When I get moody I like to sit in the back of my closet and cry, but otherwise I'm a fun and unique person. My daddy was Irish and my mother was Greek, but they're no longer with us because they lead debaucherous and self-destructive lives.

What's New?

I don't drink that much, although I certainly enjoy a good brewsky from time to time. In fact, I don't think beer has to taste good at all - I just like to get drunk so I can talk to people more easily. Sometimes I drink wine so I can talk more easily too, but it's harder because a wine hangover is worse than a beer one.