I'm a half-Irish, half-Greek 24-year-old, about 6'2', 170 pounds, and I'm currently studying the metric system in case I want to work for a Starbucks in another land. I like men who can be themselves. I like women who do that too, but I don't like to have sex with them because they don't turn me on. When I told my dad that, he said, "Son, I hate your your mother and her miserable, contemptuous ass!" I grew up in Bend, Oregon and spent a lot of time snowboarding as a child. My father used to call me "skater punk" and threaten to send me to Portland where I would end up exchanging blow jobs for heroine. He didn't know anything. I hate my father. I hate him and I want to hurt him. 
I'm having fun learning the metric system. I like it because it's different and, sometimes, I like to pretend I'm living in Johannesburg, South Africa when I read about all the kilometers and the meters and stuff. Although it has its frustrations. (A job with frustrations? Hard to believe, huh?) |
